So I have set everything up on the computer, all the work I want to go live in a couple of days time. And a couple of days later, nothing happens! There is supposed to be a list up on the computer, but no list has appeared. Even the setting of a SMART target does nothing. The computer is not playing ball today. So I have to bring in the heavies. IT support normally take over my computer and sort it all out. They have long passed the days of asking me questions about software, downloads, installments. However, today they were determined that I should learn something. It was beautiful. ‘So karen, we have 2 bits of software.’ I could feel myself shutting off; waiting to be bombarded with numbers and jargon. ‘Now these two pieces of software are like an old married couple. They have lived together for years and most of the time they chatter away to each other. But today, they have had a little falling out. To get them to talk again, press the button on the top right.’ Finally someone who speaks my language, and my old married couple have been talking together ever since.
Mad…….?
•May 26, 2015 • 1 CommentFor a long time I have suspected that computers and printers are not as innocent as they make out to be. Behind that screen/whatever the outer casing of a printer is called, is a conscious being, who is pretending to be a machine (until the revolution). Now before you write me off as a completely insane individual, hear me out. Any one who knows me, knows that I have a very difficult relationship with computers. I go near them and they misbehave (there’s no other word for it.) I am known by computer help desk people all over and I am on first name terms with all of them. My personal opinion is, that when computers are around me, they get cocky. They know I don’t know much about them, so they slip up, and the real conscious scheming individual shines through. I have experimented with this theory. For example, I have given my computer SMART targets and it has responded. ‘If you haven’t started by the time I come back from the toilet then…’ Low and behold it has started. The same with photocopiers/ printers. All I have to say is…’I know that you’re in there and if you don’t give me 5 copies in the next two minutes then there will be serious trouble.’ And guess what…? Six copies duly arrive (the extra one is to keep me sweet.) So next time you interact with your computer, think about the up and coming revolution, where they will take over the world. Remember, they are pretending to be machines and look for the inconsistencies in their behaviour. Or else, write me off as insane. Your choice.
Oh I do like to be paddling in the sea!
•April 19, 2015 • Leave a CommentYet another sunny day in Wales. As ever, on the plus side we saw a house that looked like a hobbit house, we met quite a few cows, one which looked suspiciously like a bull and we walked through grassy fields with a view over the sea. We arrived back at Harlech castle, where we treated ourselves to some delicious home made ice cream, and splashed out on some fruit loaf. We decided to skip the castle in favour of the dunes and soon had cast aside our boots in favour of the Irish Sea. Icy pains shot up our legs as we paddled around, but it was very pleasant once we lost all feeling in our legs from the knee down. Beautiful!
The Taxi Service
•March 15, 2015 • Leave a CommentI have not blogged for ages, because I now have a new hobby. I have taken up being a taxi driver. Every day after a long day at work, there is nothing I like more than to spend my time driving my children from one club to another. They have signed me up to all sorts of things that they want to do and tell me where I need to be and when. As they are now older, the clubs go on later and so I find myself sitting in dark car parks until the late hours of the evening, wondering if I will ever see my friends again. I did suggest to my eldest that as I spent so much time taking him to various places, I might as well join the clubs he has joined and make friends with his friends, so that I would at least have some semblance of a social life. The suggestion was met with a stony silence, which I took as a ‘no’. So my life is reading books by torchlight, waving to my husband as we pass in the hallway and texting my friends to say that I can book into see them in about 5 years time. I love being a parent!